When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.

If you know my name then you should know I don’t play by anyone’s rules.

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

When a ship you don’t like gets together

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“The greatest gift you can give someone is the space to be his or herself, without the threat of you leaving.”
Kai Alexander, Lessons in Life #39 - theloverboi (via perfect)
alive-rp:

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alive-rp:

This is the Activity Check for August 22nd. You will have until August 24th to reblog this and let us know you are still active. Those on hiatus are already accounted for and will not have to reblog this.

boy48:

From the film World’s Greatest Dad. RIP Robin Williams.

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

Red Velvet selcas